Bring a sweater.- Bring several sweaters.
- And a rain jacket.
- Wear good shoes.
- When your AirBnB host offers to let you use her hair dryer and straighteners, make an awkward joke about how your boyfriend will be sure to get a lot of use out of them.
- Keep trying to pronounce every word even though the Norwegians look at you like you have 12 heads.
- Forget everything you know about phonetics.
- Keep repeating “skoleboller” until the guy behind the counter shakes his head and just hands you the tasty pastry.
- Eat all the tasty pastries.
- Drink 100 lattes.
- Smile at everyone even though they don’t smile back.
- Photograph your lattes so the guy who made your coffee can laugh at you.
- Ask “does this have pork in it?” of everything you think you might possibly want to eat.
- Almost all of it has pork in it.
- Eat a yummy hamburger.
- No, really. Get a hamburger.
- Repeat the tram stop names each time the automated voice says it. People on the tram will love it.
- Ride every kind of public transportation! Especially the T-Bane.
- Call the T-bane “T-Pain.”
- Seriously though… eat the skolebolle.
Anonymous
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