How to be a tourist: Copenhagen edition
Wear good shoes. Bring a second pair of shoes. Invest in Compeed blister patches. Look out for cyclists. Apologize all the time when you can’t hear someone so they think you’re apologizing because you don’t understand their accent. No, really, look out for cyclists. Say “hi” with an I sound instead of “hi” with an E sound so it sounds like you’re saying “shark” instead of “hello.” Spend half your day at Tivoli. Photograph your food… The locals will give you really strange looks and it’ll brighten your day. Sweat. Smell terrible. Re: sweat. Wear whatever you want. People like to tell you not to wear shirts with logos or designs on them in Europe. “Europeans never wear that stuff,” they exclaim, ripping your “Boston” t-shirt from you and shredding it with their bare hands. It’s not true. I haven’t seen a shred of neon (thank God), but I have